Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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