It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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