Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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