I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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