It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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