I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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