Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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