would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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