OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
