He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she told me i tasted like america
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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