Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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