On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You pole danced in your parka.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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