Plan B is the new Plan A
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
