I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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