it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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