All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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