he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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