During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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