I swear she didn't look like that last week.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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