his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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