nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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