so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
