Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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