Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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