at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You need Xanax blowdarts
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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