Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just high enough for therapy.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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