Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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