Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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