We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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