Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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