Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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