your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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