yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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