it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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