I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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