A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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