I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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