Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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