I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He better not be in your backpack
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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