I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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