I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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