he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm bleeding and have questions
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