proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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