She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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