dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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