We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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