quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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