so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
