And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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