she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think my moral compass just broke
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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