I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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