Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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