i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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