we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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