He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My vagina just recognized that song.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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