"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I have demons in me.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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