i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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